November 2011
28 posts
When your name is in a math problem.
I FUCKING BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS!
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
tatiwyn:
The brain is the most amazing organ, it works all day, everyday, for all your live.
Until you fall in love
Reblog if you're unattractive and single.
inbedwithjimandseb:
Lost my phone.
When I talk to you I go like this.
I have a condition that makes me eat when I can't... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
It’s called Insom-nom-nom-nia.
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October 2011
35 posts
HONEY IM HOME.
And Im weak with giggles.
I am really wonko.
Showing my family a scar I got from taking out the trash and my mom say’s “I bet you did that to yoruself on purpose.”
Noels status: Jack Bauer is the most badass human being alive. King Leonidas hasn't got shit on this guy.
My comment : Unless King Leonidas gets genetically turned into a monkey and throws some at Jack, then he literally does.
WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN
Because sometimes, I feel like an 86 year old Jewish man